McConaughey Confession:
“I'm retarded.”
Shocked! Americans Wake-Up
To Learn Gerald Ford Was
Alive Up Until Yesterday

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Rusty Dems Use Meth Cocktail
To Power Through First
'100 Hours' of Congress

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Vegas Gamblers Place Bets
On Dems Screwing Up
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Iran To Host
Conference Denying Existence Of
Holocaust Denial Conference
Mel Gibson: 'Pretending To Like Jews
Hardest Gig I've Ever had.'

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Lost Cause?
Bush To Studio 60:
'Stay The Course'

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JESUS' B-DAY/X-MAS
WISH LIST REVEALED


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