UPDATE: CIA LEAK TRIAL
CONFUSED RUSSERT TESTIFIES LIBBY
REAR-ENDED HIM, GAVE HIM WHIPLASH

BIDEN SHOCK INTERVIEW:
CALLS OBAMA 'CLEAN, BLACK MAN'

SAYS HILLARY 'SUPRISINGLY LESS
DYKEY THAN MOST LESBIANS'
PENTAGON ABANDONS TOUR LIMITS;
ADOPTS BLOCKBUSTER'S POLICY


'TOUR AS MUCH AS WE WANT, FOR AS LONG AS WE WANT'
ANOTHER CNN MIX-UP
THIS TIME IT'S...BORAT OBAMA!!!
REPORT: CASTRO DEAD
SET TO RETURN TO POWER NEXT WEEK
ABC NEWS: DOCS SEIZED IN IRAQ
REVEAL INSURGENT PLAN FOR ATTACK IN U.S.
