PRESIDENT MONKEY -- CRAIG'S LIST TO ADVERTISE ON HOOKERS

CRAIG’S LIST TO START ADVERTISING ON HOOKERS

Jan 3, 2007 – SAN FRANCISCO -- Having long been a destination for hookers to advertise their services, website Craig’s List announced today that they will now start advertising their web service on hookers. In a synergistic matching likened by prostitute Cherry Cummings to a “sixty-nine", Craig’s List intends to place their company’s name directly onto call girls’ bodies and clothing.

“It was a natural progression for us. It wasn’t like one morning I woke up and said ‘Hey, lets put our name on some hooker’s heiney’," says Craig Newmark, founder and CEO of Craig’s List. “But overtime, hooker-tising just started to make a whole lot of sense to us.”

An eye-opening survey conducted late last year by Craig’s List revealed that 98% of all their users came to the site with the sole intention of scoring a hooker. (Note: The other two percent were split between people looking for Justin Timberlake tickets and those hoping to sell their futon.) Newmark points out “If our main customers are johns, then we want to reach out and give them a good tug. And, literally, that’s what we’re going to do.”

Newmark projects by 2008 Craig’s List will have a “Craig’s Girl” (as they will be called) on the street corner of every inner-city in the U.S. Says Newmark, “It’s a lot like the Starbucks approach...only with hookers.”

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