Widely thought to have been held earlier this month, the Holocaust Denial Conference has been dismissed as a myth by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Regarding the first conference, Ahmadinejad told reporters, “Anyone who knows me knows I didn’t hold such a meeting. First of all, I hate meetings. I just don’t do them. The closest thing I’ll come to a meeting is when I gather up my cabinet every morning to tell Jew jokes. Other than that, no meetings for Ahmadinejad. In fact, I am only making an exception for the Denial of the Holocaust Denial Conference to clear the Hebrew tainted air.”

"Next week's conference will focus on the unlikelihood of the existence of the Holocaust Denial conference without getting into the mish-mosh of eyewitness testimony and photographic evidence," Ahmadinejad noted. "If there's time, other issues may be be examined, including whether the Nazis were simply an overly raucous Kraut rock band. Either way, I can't go into details now, but it looks like our attendees will be leaving with a really sweet gift bag."