MLK Party At Texas' Tarelton State Univ. Causes Uproar Tarelton Dean: 'They Don't Call Us The Harvard Of Retards For Nothing.'
Rapper Young Buck Arrested For Misdameanor Buck Disappointed He Didn't Receive Felony Charges
Huckabee Announces Plans To Run For President Will Form Committee As Soon He Finds Someone Who Supports His Candidacy
Pelosi, Murtha To Spend Weekend In Iraq Baghdad Fast Becoming Hamptons Of The Middle East
Scientists Develop Caffeinated Doughnuts Police Arrest Rates Expected To Triple By Years End
'Grey's' Star Attended First Day Of Counseling Said 'All That Sharing And Opening Up Was Kinda Gay.'
Rare Prehistoric Shark Captured On Film... Said To Be First Hollywood Talent Agent
Researchers Say High School Football Players Are Obese High School Football Players Say Researchers Are Going To Get Their Asses Kicked
Brandy Involved In Los Angeles Crash It's Her First Hit In 5 Years
Bush Poll Ratings Fall To Nixon Levels Cheney's Ratings Fall To Pervy Uncle Levels
Hummer brings In $1.25 Million At Charity Auction Winning Bidder Charlie Sheen Disappointed To Learn It Was a Car He Had Been Bidding On
Iran Turns Away 38 U.N. Nuclear Inspectors Iran Security: '38 inspectors -- all dudes? No way. It’s an atomic program not a meat factory.'
Parcells Leaving Cowboys After Four Seasons Wants To Spend More Time With His Food
China Begins Star Wars Program... 
Bush: 'If George Lucas Can't Make a Decent Sequel, I Highly Doubt The Chinese Can.'
Serena Williams To Make Movie Debut
House Ends 100 Hour Blitz Will Now Return To F'ing Over Americans At Its Regular Pace
Keith Urban To Go On Tour... Will Start in U.K. Then Australia And Finish Up Back In Rehab
Pitt, Jolie To Move Into New Orleans Mansion   Federline To Move Into Mom's Basement
Bush Pays Respect to Ford... 
Now Only Living President To Gain Office Without Getting Elected
Polar Bears Need More Protection, U.S. Says 
Seals: 'Are you f*%!ing kidding me?'
| New Report Says 'Castro's Health Rapidly Declining' Doctors Give Him Only 20 More Years To Live
OJ Book Excerpts Leaked! Weighs In On Iraq... "I Say Cut & Run... It Worked For Me."
Duke Rape Case Headed For Dismissal... Players Unsure How To Celebrate Without Strippers
LA Porn Studios Raided To Ensure Adult-Only Casts Police Entered Bldgs Through Front & Back Door Dodgers Offer All You Can Eat Section At Games... Tommy Lasorda Mulls Comeback
NJ Clergy Not Required To Perform Same-Sex Unions Will Continue To Perform Same-Sex Fellatio
Croc Hunters' Daughter Gets TV Show Like Dad... Shoots To Top Of Junior Death Pool
Bush Orders 20,000 Troops To Stop Out of Control War
Suzanne Somers' Home Destroyed... Will Stay With Old Roommates
ADIOS 'BIG C'... NEW I-PHONE CURES CANCER
PAPER: Israel Plans Nuclear Strike On Iran... US: 'What? No Way! We Have Dibs On Iran.'
Bush To Announce Sending More Troops To Iraq… GI JOE: 'FUCK THAT!'
'Many Dead' In US Somalia Attack Pentagon Easily Makes Monday Kill Quota
Chinese Missile Destroys Satellite In Space... Bush Orders 20,000 Troops To Outer Space
Congress Searches For Iraq Help. Hears Testimony From Generals, D.O.D... ...And Kid Who Is Really Good At Call Of Duty
Iraq PM Has Harsh Words For Bush   Bush Considers Re-Attacking Iraq
REPLACEMENT FOUND  
NFL announcer James Brown to finish 'Godfather's' tour dates
Senate in Limbo:
Democrat Senator
'suffering hemorrhage'...
...Republican Senators
'sporting wood'.
| Study: TV Ads Overstate Benefits of Medication Pfizer Stands By Campaign
Militant Groups Hamas and Fatah Maintain Cease Fire Both Sides Hope For An End To This Long And Unnecessary Truce Agreement
Sting and Company To Re-Unite Next Month Hoping To Raise Money For Police Retirement Fund
California Considers Moving Up Primary So Candidates Come To State Earlier Iowa Considers Canceling Primary So Candidates Stop Coming To State All Together
Prince Charles Plays Basketball In Harlem Jump Shot Said To Be As Ugly As His Wife
Murphy Nominated For Heroin Addicted Singer On The Decline It's His Funniest Performance In Years
Babel Wins Globes Best Picture 
First Film To Receive Honor Without Selling A Single Ticket
Judge Rules Britney/K-Fed To Share Joint Custody... K-Fed: 'Hells no. I ain't sharing my joints.'
Heavy Winds Rip Through Los Angeles... ...Hollywood Starlets Scattered Throughout City
Michael Jackson Comeback! 
For '07, singer plans Vegas show and at least two child molestation cases.
BONO KNIGHTED! 
Clay AIken and Marlyn Manson remain only musicians yet to receive knighthood.
So. Korea scientist says he cloned female dog... 
Ludacris: 'Hells yeah. More bitches'.
Scientists discover 52 New Species In Borneo... 
FBI COKE STING: Military recruiters busted selling cocaine... 
...Sergent Tony Montana could face jail time.
Authorities implicate lettuce in Taco Bell breakout...
 Rev. Al Sharpton comes to defense of lettuce.
New Video of Saddam's Death on Internet Includes Audio Commentary & Hilarious, Never-Before-Seen Outtakes
Blair Absolutley Won't Match Iraq Troop 'surge'... ...Unless Bush Tells Him To
'Blind Sheik' near death...  
...'Iron Sheik' devastated |