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CELEBRITY TESTIMONIALS FOR PRESIDENT MONKEY
 
"President Monkey is the crotch rot of the internet. And, trust me, I know crotch rot." --Paris Hilton
 
"The only people I hate more than President Monkey are, well, nevermind..." --Mel Gibson
 
"Pretty cool site. I read it almost everyday." -- BTK KILLER
 
"Reading President Monkey makes me want to throw up...even more." -- Nicole Richie
 
"President Monkey is responsible for my 8th heart attack." -- Larry King
 
"If I read, I know I would absolutely hate President Monkey." -- George W. Bush
 
"President Monkey...can't get enough of it." -- Rev. Ted Haggard
 
"If I knew then, what I know now, I never would have clicked on President Monkey."-- John Kerry
 
"I wouldn't adopt President Monkey if it was the last African baby on earth." -- Angelina Jolie
 
"President Monkey is 'An Inconvenient Load of Crap'." -- Al Gore
 
"President Monkey is my window to the world. Giddy-up." -- Michael Richards
 
"President Monkey disgusts me. It is truly the scum of the earth." -- President Monkey
 
 
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